First ! Nice one. I’m still unsure on whether this is a marketing scheme for something else.

/\ \/

AIF

I love it, thanks for making my day!

[...] phony papers — with a large headline “IRAQ WAR ENDS” — surprised commuters, many of whom took the free copies thinking they were legitimate. The [...]

Copyright infringement?

The Nation’s Oldest Newspaper™ extends its bemused congratulations and hearty best wishes to the audacious scamps who have temporarily and harmlesly appropriated the New York Times brand, and used it as a platform on which to indulge in some creative, useful, and reality-based re-interpretation of reality.

Talk about poetic justice. With its hidebound and blindered interpretation of reality, the hereditary stewards of the alleged “newspaper of record” have been the prime enablers over the past eight years of the Bush maladministration’s vicious and perverse reign.

You may or may not face legal prosecution for violation of trademark rights. This is clearly a brilliant example of the use of protected material for satirical purposes. As such, no prosecutor worth his salt would charge you—and no jury could rightly convict. “Pinch” would have to be an idiot to sic his lawyers on you—so you had better be prepared!

Kudos!

You rule the Earth.

Much better than the actual NYT, which is basically a stenographer for the status quo and promoter of lifestyles for the rich and famous.

Mark Karlin
Editor and Publisher
BuzzFlash.com

Only if it were true (or come to be true), then what a wonderful idea/paper this would be. In fact, maybe you should create a separate banner (something like ‘The New Good Times’) and continue with the same theme, that of good news. God knows, we need as much good news as we can get.

This is brilliant.. I live in Chicago and would love to own and add a copy of this to my collection. How can people outside of New York get a print copy?

JV

by reading your fabulous newspaper I realized that there is something worth doing in this world … thank a lot.

“Copyright infringement?” - identity correction, perhaps. For some reason I remember what happened with Halliburton, HUD, WTO…

[...] Here’s the fake NYT online, if you want to read all the headlines. Very creative. Even the banner ads are progressive. [...]

[...] and Pacific Street in Brooklyn, among others. The spurious 14-page papers — with a headline “IRAQ WAR ENDS” — surprised commuters, many of whom took the free copies thinking they were legitimate. The [...]

[...] USA), mais on soupçonnerait un coup des Yes Men. Voir aussi la réaction du NY Times, la version PDF du faux [...]

You made my day!

Yesterday, a legislation was passed here in Germany which shall enable the police to spy on computers, tap conversations, localize mobile phones etc. It seems we’re getting closer and closer to our very own version of the U.S. Patriot Act.

Good news is just what I needed this morning, and they are a pleasure to read, even though they’re not real. Well, it is up to all of us to make them happen. As many as possible.

Wow…what a dream of a world that would be!!!

GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[...] York Times readers got a jolt of “liberal utopia” yesterday as part of the latest hoax by The Yes Men. Thousands of printed newspapers were distributed across the U.S. by volunteers, [...]

[...] Na ceo Buzz je reagovao i zvaničan NYTimes, a vaše izdanje ovog (Yes you can) PDF izdanja NYTimesa možete preuzeti za vašu ličnu arhivu. [...]

[...] special edition of The New York Times was distributed on Wednesday in several US cities. Read the full issue here. [...]

[...] http://www.nytimes-se.com/2009/07/04/todays-paper [...]

[...] warto zobaczyć też stronę NYT w wykonaniu Yes Menów, można tam też ściągnąć PDFa wersji drukowanej, warto też spojrzeć na to jaki procent pierwszego oświadczenia prasowego został bezpośrednio [...]

Take a little time to download and READ the pdf. It’ll make your day !
If people can devote their talent, time and money to create something as uplifting as this, then maybe… well, it’s just bitten a big chunk out of my personal cynicism anyway. Thank you to all who took part.

Great idea ! And so… “funny” ? Many thanks from Paris, france, where people definitely like you, crazy americans

Is great! Strong action!

Yea, good one! Thats how we can change something!

Greetz from Konstanz/Germany

All people ine in the world need 1 God believe..
And if there is 1 god , all people were prepared by him.
So all the people are brothers…

@Karan
You mean “Stasi 2.0″ is on the way.

Greets

[...] PS: il est possible de télécharger cette édition spéciale en format PDF sur cette page. [...]

Great idea! You guys are brilliant!

let off steam. and more nothing

but “Constant dropping wears away a stone”
wish success! thanks

У нас про это говорят - выпустили пар, у народа, наверняка в свисток. Т.е. без особой пользы. Но кто его знает - капля камень точит. успехов!

Bloody amazing.

[...] Take a look for yourself with the PDFs. [...]

[...] spurious 14-page papers — with a headline “IRAQ WAR ENDS” — surprised commuters, many of whom took the free copies thinking they were [...]

[...] In the meantime, you can download a pdf of the edition here. [...]

{applause}

Good Idea, terrific realization. Kudos!
Did you code the theme yourself or is this a public available Wordpress Theme?

There are file sharing websites everywhere for big files, please make a torrent file, or use rapidshare or something to have a very high resolution copy of the paper!!!

You’re getting suuuuued …

[...] The (fake) New York Times - Breaking News, World News & Multimedia Here's a funny (or at least elaborate) prank: a fake New York Times online, combined with a print version handed out to commuters. Learn more in this video: http://vimeo.com/2215007 (tags: buildtheecho pop) [...]

[...] El sitio : New York Times y la versión en PDF [...]

[...] aflutter in New York City yesterday when a group of volunteer activists released and distributed a fake copy of the New York Times with a banner headline announcing the end of the Iraq War.  Upon further [...]

[...] Yes Men struck again with their own collective issue of the NY Times ( PDF for distro here ) dated from the future, Saturday, July 4th, [...]

Wow - we can dream, can’t we! You’re making me “tear up” at work. It’s sad that, so far, one of the only ways we can receive such a multi-faceted vision of many of our common dreams is in the form of a “spoof”. Well, let’s face facts, folks - we’re not kidding about this! This is where many of us - and I would think, hello, a democratic majority of us - want to go. So, how do we most effectively move in that direction? To start, let’s figure out how to make the most of the incredible “buzz” (and, who knows, possibly even “furor” from the ever-more-traumatized right, and those with special or vested interests in the status quo) that this magnificant feat of satire is already starting to create! I’m forwarding this URL now!

As we do indeed get what we focus on, this is an incredible focus for today’s world.
Thank you!

[...] les lèvres brulées par le café trop chaud du Starbucks, le pas alerte du travailleur pressé: Iraq war ends. Un hoax qu’on aimerait prophétique, pour une fois. Une utopie qui laisse doucement rêveur. [...]

[...] quem viu o The New York Times se deparou com essa edição forjada pelo grupo, datada de 4 de julho de 2009, e distribuída nos centros metropolitanos estadunidenses como se [...]

The ad about the diamond is so cynical!

This is not funny! Manipulation at it’s finest. Imagine what “bad” people could do. Sorry, but you will end in court.

@27 (Spooky): Stasi 2.0 is definitely approaching:
http://www.singvoegel.com/index.php/stasi-20/

Peace image.Engulfed by the darkness reality. WE ARE HERE,and are living
with the idea to change the world. We can work together.
Is not a dream is just the first step of a new foundation of reality.

Great!! Absolutely great!
Already now prices on eBay for this paper - more then 200 dollars.
And it`s exactly in day of publishing.

Good for NYTimes. I like it.

This is so great! It’s wonderful what you have created here. Even the ads are neat.
Greetings and respect from across the ocean. Keep up the good work.

Although this looks really optimistic, a lot of it depends on government-controlled collectivism. Sure it’s better than what we have now, but people — please wake up! The solution is more real human relationships and less reliance on government-implemented systems.

Implementing this vision would only have us abdicate our fundamental sovereignty further into the hands of a small group who would implement it, giving unprecedented monopolistic power to a few individuals. And this is exactly what the collectivist power mongers are looking for.

I’m sure Zbigniew Brzezensky, the Rockefellers and the other NWO elitists are just elated that we’re all so willing to hand over our power and trust to them with such open arms.

[...] Avenue, and Pacific Street in Brooklyn, among others. The spurious 14-page papers

My old photo teacher has been doing this for years… Looks like the Times ripped off the idea. Check him @ http://www.jordantate.com under projects / New York TImes - Breaking News.

I love this is great idea, it’s excellent!
Put this Bush-men on a front of international court, with all Republicans in the Bush administration who is rampant during those eight years in this government. Send Bush to Guantanamo, with all the republican Bush administration!
Make is True ..

DOPE

How can I get a copy? I usually buy the paper at a metro stop, but I drove to school on July 4th,2009.

[...] out the Web edition and PDF files. Too bad they didn’t produce any [...]

[...] that several reporters at the NYT actually participated. And, it being the INformation Age, you can download a PDF of the actual [...]

Well done, and happy 4th of July!

THIS IS AWESOME! Have you heard about the Law of Attraction? Where we write the things as we would like them to be and read them everyday thinking that they are real! As Jesus said, “Whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have receive it and will be yours.” I will print a few pages and put them on my vision board believing that its already true!
THANKS FOR MAKING IT! We need more news like these!

You Rock NY Times,
I’m not sure how but you are the poineers of a new type kind of Journalism

I can’t believe they’re being sold on eBay. Kind of goes against the whole idea of the paper. I’m going to look around town for places that can print newspapers and hand them out here in Seattle as well.

Brilliant! Especially the ‘ads’. Well done. Thank you!

Go maire sibh!
Bullaí sibh!

Excellent,brilliant,extraordinary. My congratulations for this great
way of making our day. Be sure to make it a reality. And Jail them
not bail them!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you to however is responsible for this. I just finished reading Ron Paul’s, “THE REVOLUTION, A Manifesto” when I saw this paper! It took my breath away for a moment. I couldn’t believe it! But when I realized what this paper was I came back to the reality that this is THE PEOPLE’S fight against capitalist greed - where the enemy has increased its strength after the unconstitutional war in Iraq! We have a long road ahead of us but its comforting to know there are others out there who feel the same way. Godspeed to all!

I love your work to no end.
Only if all these are true…

Greetings from Australia.

congratulations! you even made it into the German prime time TV news!
http://www.tagesschau.de/multimedia/sendung/ts8518.html
(13:28)

where can i buy the newspaper to spread it in my hometown in hamburg-germany??

What was that….??? !!!

Excellent! Pls, how can people OUTSIDE the US get ahold of this?

[...] lees gewoon een complete toekomstige New York Times (PDF). Meer info is hier te vinden. Stem of voeg toe aan: [...]

Spoof? Hoax? One of the greatest things about this vision is how the real media missed the point, and the news. WE are America, and yes we can!

Impressive. Congratulations

[...] If, that is, they happened to read a “special edition” of today’s New York Times. [...]

Great job! This is what press should really look like! Thank you!

Great - even the ads are awsome
You made my day

Great idea, this will trigger people to think about how our future can be improved by making the right choices…now!!! Great idea, this will help and remind Obama and his people to really make a change…Great idea, especially the adds…really a mirror for the actual company’s involved…Jah Man!!!!

I just wish I coulda been involved.

Almost forgot… the ads are BRILL!

That would be brilliant if the “comment on” was July 4th 2009

#4 Logan: Way to go! Nothing like another friggin lawyer to sour things. Get a life.

great!! can we have the printed version?

a great prank with a serious message to stay active - Right ON!

[...] Beatrice PS: Download a pdf version here. Also thanks [...]

Articles & ads are truly brilliant. Who are the bright minds behind this wonderful spoof? Thanks for making my day.

[...] this very special edition of the ‘Times’, just follow this link and download it as a PDF file. It will be interesting to pull it out in July next year and see how well we are on the way of [...]

Oh my God!!
I live in Montreal (Canada) and we I heard the story I was so happy. It is amazing, I realy love the idea.
It would be so nice if you continued to publish this newspaper.
I would like to have a copy of it but I don’t know where to find it.
Good continuation.
(sorry for my bad english, actualy I’m french !)

[...] nie ma wersji drukowanej, może oczywiście zmagazynować na dysku PDFa, dostępnego na stronie fikcyjnego New York Timesa, stworzonego w ramach akcji. Nie wyobrażam [...]

Fantastisch! Why it takes you guys so long, to come out with this?! The hole world loves it!

who are you people and how can i join you!?!?!?

how can i join you!?!?!?

how can i join you!?

Greetings from Germany: Until today I knew “good news”, now I know “best news”, and I do hope, that President George W. Bush gets a judicial invitation to take place on the electric chair, next to Bill Clinton, Gerhard Schröder, Joseph Martin (aka “Joschka”) Fischer, and their international companions! Maybe the trial should take place in Nürnberg (Nuremberg/Bavaria), as in 1945.

Yours faithfully, René Schneider

Fantastic and amazing how you pulled this off! Can you guys send a hard copy to me in France?!

I loved it! It reads so true! Change is coming! I, too, would like a hard copy (to collect with my President-elect Obama issues)!

You American are frustrated not to have a chance to buy it, so imagine for us poor French Parisians
Congratulations for this second proof of vivid democraty !
Long Live USA.
Emmanuel

First, well done “Special” New York Times team!
It’s an effort worth making. I must say, very nicely planned and excellently pulled-off! The level of hope you carry for the future is indeed enviable. It’s pleasantly contagious.

Second, although you missed out on highlighting ending the war that the Bush government gave us (read: gifted us), here in Afghanistan-Pakistan region, but I am positive that sooner or later reason will prevail over your government’s hegemonic designs, hope will triumph over the ultimate brutality of your war-making machine and I dare imagine that on another bright day like this, U.S. will stop ‘liberating’ independant, sovereign nations. I dare believe that someday U.S. will learn not to export the ‘democracy-of-terrorism’ to countries it just wants to be in (for whatever ’strategic’ reasons). I wish I could only emphasize it anymore: People here don’t hate you because you are Americans, but only when you force us to be Americanish! You’re welcome here as much as we are welcomed there AND on the same condition: please mind your own business.
We wish you peace and a speedy recovery from the present economic illness that you have fallen into. May the 4th of July next, bring the best of your dreams to life. Ameen.

– Victims of a bogus war.

[...] you can see, this is a beautiful replica of the real thing. The fake web site is just as [...]

te quiero, los yes men.
te quiero

Collectors item!

[...] download the yes men edition of the NYT-SE see nytimes-se (.pdf, 8.415 [...]

Whether you think the gag is funny or not, you have to admit it’s damned impressive. In their honor, I’m posting an old interview I did with the Yes Men for Punk Planet (http://bymichaelforeman.com/unpublished/the-yes-men/). Only it never ran in Punk Planet, and then the magazine folded. Coincidence?

[...] http://www.nytimes-se.com/2009/07/04/todays-paper [...]

Kudos. Brilliant work. Pity I only discovered it today. I just hope some of the positivity and hopefulness for the future is reflected in the real July 4th edition next year. Onya. Wish I could get a copy in Australia (home) or in Germany (current location).

FAKE JOURNALISM FOR THE REAL US
Its an another miracle for the politics, its really good if its real purpose is to stop the war and attention for the peace and economic welfare of the country. But waht ever illegal is illegal nothing else. I saw that in our home town we can find the fake certificates and mfg items but its really serious fnny..

Oh may you all be blessed, for such remarkable feat. For so much hope and change in your headlines, when Robama has already sold out to the insiders and is snickering, laughing at the stupidity of hope and change. Americans have given this man an opportunity and he has already given every one the finger. See Counterpunch for some real news.
Lol you are wonderful!

would love to see the printed version.

I HOPE THIS PLAN WILL CONTINUE BY THE ANOTHER COUNTRY POLITICIANS FOR THERE POLITICAL PURPOSE

Well done, from a technical standpoint . . . but are these headlines supposed to be POSITIVE? This is a Christian American’s nightmare! Complete obliteration of the free market, economic fascism (not that we haven’t been marching that way since the 1930s) . . . I’m surprised there’s nothing about abolishing religion, too! Why do you people hate Jesus and America?

I will try this submission again. It was rejected earlier as a duplicate. It was not, but if a duplicate does not fly, perhaps a triplicate will. On the restoration of civics to high schools:

The restoration of civics indeed would be welcome news. With the expansion of power of the federal Department of Education, we can now expect all American schoolchildren, from Fort Kent in Maine to Honolulu, to acquire critical thinking approaches to government and politics. It should be clear that with almost half of voters choosing McCain-Palin despite the obvious correctness of votes for Obama-Biden, that something was seriously amiss in the educations of voters.

A remarkably diverse collection of experts developed the wonderfully detailed curriculum. They included the editors of The Nation magazine, faculty members from Duke University, people appointed by Rep. Nancy Pelosi (who will remain anonymous), Shabazz Muhammad al-Rashid, the last resident of the former Sing Sing Correctional Facility (formerly Prison), before that was abolished because of a court finding that it unfairly discriminated against its residents and they were set free, and numerous other experts on the New Thinking, drawn from throughout the world.

Many teachers will eagerly adopt the new curriculum. Those who do not will be immediately replaced. Each classroom will benefit from two monitors who will take detailed notes of what is said and done and written in the class, in order to ensure the best compliance with the intricately detailed commands of the new civics curriculum. More details on the monitors will be announced.

We have the change Americans want and need.

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wow. you guys are morons.

lalala

Любопытно. Автору, как говорится, респект и уважуха.

I will try this submission again. It was rejected earlier as a duplicate. It was not, but if a duplicate does not fly, perhaps a triplicate will. On the restoration of civics to high schools:

The restoration of civics indeed would be welcome news. With the expansion of power of the federal Department of Education, we can now expect all American schoolchildren, from Fort Kent in Maine to Honolulu, to acquire critical thinking approaches to government and politics. It should be clear that with almost half of voters choosing McCain-Palin despite the obvious correctness of votes for Obama-Biden, that something was seriously amiss in the educations of voters.

A remarkably diverse collection of experts developed the wonderfully detailed curriculum. They included the editors of The Nation magazine, faculty members from Duke University, people appointed by Rep. Nancy Pelosi (who will remain anonymous), Shabazz Muhammad al-Rashid, the last resident of the former Sing Sing Correctional Facility (formerly Prison), before that was abolished because of a court finding that it unfairly discriminated against its residents and they were set free, and numerous other experts on the New Thinking, drawn from throughout the world.

Many teachers will eagerly adopt the new curriculum. Those who do not will be immediately replaced. Each classroom will benefit from two monitors who will take detailed notes of what is said and done and written in the class, in order to ensure the best compliance with the intricately detailed commands of the new civics curriculum. More details on the monitors will be announced.

We have the change Americans want and need.

FROM THE DESK OF
MR. FAEQAH NEJAD
REGIONAL MANAGER
NATIONAL BANK OF DUBAI
DUBAI MEDIA CITY BRANCH

HELLO DEAR,

My name is Faeqah Nejad I am the regional manager of the National Bank of Dubai , Dubai Media City branch. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 48years of age and married with 3 lovely kids. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don’t want problem, but I don’t know how you will feel about this because you might feel that its scam yes there are many scammers. But am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me. I only hope we can assist each other. If you don’t want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional manager of the National Bank of Dubai ; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital Abu Dhabi-UAE at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2006 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made (Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars) [$11.5M] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.
As an officer of the bank I can- not be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. While you will have 25% of the total fund Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who made
the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your response I will details you on how we can ach ieve it successfully.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual
business Endeavour by furnishing me with the following;

1. Your Full Names
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers

Best regards,
MR. FAEQAH NEJAD

Я, хоть и не постоянный читатель, но всё же выскажу свое мнение. На ваш сайт попал случайно. Однако нашел много чего нового и интересного. Так что, как говорится, пиши еще

Is there any true report from you on the view of bystander about Xinjiang riots?!We hate riots.

POWER MACHINE /ENERGY MACHINE
PUBLICATION NUMBER (WO/2007/015117) PCT IB2005/002271
I want to put to disposition of you it schemes it of the “Power Machine”, so that it is developed, built and setting in use, is completely free, it is for the whole humanity’s , it is the substitute of the hydrocarbons and the atomic energy, it is the energy of the future. Continuos movement.
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Telf. 0058 263 4511430 - 0058 414 622 7852
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Villa Del Rosario Perija Edo. Zulia Venezuela.
VELOCITY INTRISIC PHOTON IS 638901
PHOTON TO REDUCE VELOCITY TO GROUP IN LIGHT. PHOTONS OF LIGHT ARE THE CORE OF THE UNIVERSE.IT IS A SOURCE OF BEING ABLE FOR THE HOUSES, IT FEEDS THE LINES THE BEING PLACED NEAR THEM, DISCONNECTING THE ELECTRICAL ENERGY PREVIOUSLY, IS CREATED AN ENERGY FIELD THAT IS ABSORBED BY THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM. “IT WORKS WITH THE AIR THAT YOU BREATHE”
IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE USED FOR VEHICLES, AIRPLANES, ETC.
ENERGY HOLISTICA AND QUANTUM, THEY ARE COMBINED TO HAVE THE PRESSURE, THAT PRODUCES THE ENERGY TO MOVE THE MOTOR “- “THE QUANTUM ENERGY CREATES A FIELD THAT MAINTAINS”
“ENERGY HOLISTICA, CREATES THE MOVEMENT OR PUSHES NECESSARY FOR MOBILITY”
APPLIED TO VEHICLES, IT IS A NONPOLLUTING ENERGY”
DEVELOPING THAT ENERGY THE FUEL OF THE FUTURE IS OBTAINED”
THE PHOTONS HAVE THE PARTICULARITITY, TO BE IN THE AIR AND TRANSMIT QUANTUM ENERGY AND HOLISTICA. IN ORDER TO SERVE AS BASE THE FUEL OF THE MACHINE OF THE POWER.
BEING THEREFORE AN ELEMENT OF VITAL IMPORTANCE IN THE ELABORATION OF THE FUEL OF THE FUTURE.FUEL THAT IS IN THE AIR.THE MACHINE IT MUST OF BEING PLACED IN THE INDICATED FORM, TO DEVELOP THE NECESSARY ENERGY FOR THE TAKE OFF, TO THE APPLIED ONE TO A TRANSPORT VEHICLE. TO BE USED LIKE A POWER PLANT, IT MUST HAVE ANOTHER FORM TO BE PLACED, TO GENERATE THE SOURCE OF ENERGY TO BE USED,

I LOVE this, I loved the movie, AND I love the ads that take aim at crap companies.

Btw, yes, we need to hold Obama accountable, too. I volunteered for him, I helped elect him…let’s see if he let’s corporate scum (BofA CEO, anyone?) keep their ridiculous salaries and $53mil. retirement packages.

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[...] This morning in NYC international pranksters The Yes Men recruited volunteers through the website Because We Want It to distribute thousands of copies of a fake version of the New York Times dated July 4, 2009 with the headline “Iraq War Ends”. Gawaker describes how the prank came together and here’s the reaction from the New York Times. There is also an online version of the fake paper, including a PDF. [...]

My name is Faeqah Nejad I am the regional manager of the National Bank of Dubai , Dubai Media City branch. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 48years of age and married with 3 lovely kids. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don’t want problem, but I don’t know how you will feel about this because you might feel that its scam yes there are many scammers. But am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me. I only hope we can assist each other. If you don’t want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional manager of the National Bank of Dubai ; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital Abu Dhabi-UAE at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2006 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made (Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars) [$11.5M] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.As an officer of the bank I can- not be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. While you will have 25% of the total fund Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who madethe deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your response I will details you on how we can ach ieve it successfully.Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutualbusiness Endeavour by furnishing me with the following;
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Most Respectfully, please submit This Message also personally and specially to Our Dear Tom Friedman. Thank you!
OUR “MOST BELOVED” AMERICA’S MOST CROOKEDLY SATANIC ANTI-AMERICAN RELIGIONISM!
Most Reverently, This Most Earnest Patriotic Appeal was also submitted to both All The Presidents of The Universities, and to Their Provosts – submitted to both personally.
UNIVERSAL RELIGIONISM !!!
This Most Loving Prayer was also addressed to Pope Benedict XVI – Most Faithfully!
This is about The Most Criminal, World Wide, RELIGIONISM – Ever!
All that Our Whole World has ever needed - and still presently needs, foremost and more than ever – is A TRULY AMERICAN National Incorrupt Reevaluation!
“HAPPY HOLIDAYS”!!!
“MERRY CHRISTMAS”!!!
“HAPPY NEW YEAR”!!!
“HAPPY NEW CENTURY!!!”
ALMIGHTY GOD’S “NUCLEAR” WORLD’S TRUE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY; THAT IS, UNIVERSAL INDIVIDUAL EQUAL HUMAN OPPORTUNITY TO ACHIEVE ALMIGHTY GOD-GIVEN HUMAN RIGHTS (HIS “BEST” “GIFTS”), - NO-MORE AND NO-LESS - shall never exist for us in “Our America”, and in our “Free” “Nuclear” World, UNTIL BOTH MOST CRUCIAL GOD’S DETERMINANTS – UNIVERSAL FUNCTIONAL LITERACY AND UNIVERSAL “GOD-SAMARITAN” HEALTH INSURANCE – are Legislatively COMPELLED (CONSTITUTIONALLY) as a Fully-Punishing TRULY HUMANITARIAN CRIMINAL LAW; that is, until Our Insatiable Ultra Filthy-Wealthy CORPORATIST “American” Government so give The True Example, OF SUCH A SACRED UNIVERSALLY HUMAN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY, for the sake of Our Most Exploited and Most Suffering Illiterate and Sick “American” World!
Almighty God did not write HIS BIBLE just to “Inspire” The Implacable Religionist “Sacrosanct” Church-like Corporations of This World to use IT as toilet paper – that is, to use IT as Such a Globalized, Religionist, Materialist, PIOUSLY MUM, AND SO ULTIMATELY EQUALLY SUICIDAL-TERRORIST, SUBLIMINAL INHUMAN EXPLOITATION!
Why “THE TRULY UNIVERSAL CHURCH” - as “FREE AND SEPARATE FROM THE STATE” - NEVER TAKES ALL OF THESE, AS ITS TRUE DAILY PREACHING INITIATIVE – AS ITS TRUE RELIGIOUS LEADERS DID BEFORE???!!! BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ANY- MORE “THE TRUE SERVANTS OF ALMIGHTY GOD” (AS THEY SO “FERVENTLY” CLAIM) BUT OF THE GOVERNMENTAL “MOST COMFORTABLE” RAPACIOUS CORPORATIST MOST INHUMAN WORLD POLITICS OF EXPLOITATION!!!
WHY ABSOLUTELY NOBODY SAY ANYTHING – SPECIALLY AT THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTIONS’ TIME — ABOUT DENOUNCING AND UPROOTING ONCE AND FOR ALL OUR EVER ANTI-AMERICAN AND ANTI-DEMOCRATIC MOST SHAMELESSLY “HIDDEN” EVER HIGHEST LEVEL OF OUR WORLD’S ILLITERACY AND LACK OF “GOD-SAMARITAN” MOST BASIC HEALTH INSURANCE!
THE TRUTHFULNESS EVER MISSING IN ALL OF OUR POLITICAL SPEECHES PRETENDING TO “HONOR” OUR MOST BELOVED AMERICA – AND MOST SORELY MISSING FOR OUR SALVATION – IS THE TRULY POLITICAL AND TRULY RELIGIOUS TRULY DEMOCRATIC INSPIRATION!
WHY ARE WE SO SILENT AND OBSTINATE?
MAY WE TRULY PRAY THAT WE ALL TRUE SOLID AMERICANS REALLY ENABLE ALMIGHTY GOD TO BLESS (SAVE) OUR MOST BELOVED TRUE AMERICA!!!
OTHERWISE, ANY OTHER “CRIME” OR “ABORTION” IS AN “INNOCENT” BY-PRODUCT!!!

So when exactly will the Yes Men be teaming up with Wikileaks?

Why the newspaper isn`t avaible now? I`m determinated to read it but instead PDF I see only “The requested URL /NYTimes-SE_spreads.pdf was not found on this server.”
If it`s possible, I ask to send me this file on my e-mail mawoj93@gmail.com.
Greetings from Poland!

Here You go…
i’ll save You the mission of searching thru the
“INTERNET ARCHIVE”
>> To download the PDF file (approx 9MB)
Copy & Paste the following into your browser’s address-bar.

http://ia700305.us.archive.org/33/items/nytimes-se/NYTimes-SE_spreads.pdf

~ (”,) ~
*Kris*

How many years later & still little or nothing has changed. sigh. On the ubside, this is still global, I personally live in Sydney Australia, and the yes men was well watched yesterday by many!
Though we are a small armmy, we are rising up.
Peace out brothers

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